The broiler should be trusted only after the second question.
Canned Pear and Black Garlic Gratin for the Room That Answered Back
Lenora Brine bakes canned pears, black garlic, crackers, and cream into a supper for kitchens that have begun participating.
By Lenora Brine, Food and Recipe Correspondent
TEST KITCHEN - Published June 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM CDT

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The Test Kitchen recommends canned pear and black garlic gratin for weeknights when the room has begun answering back and the household would prefer to keep dinner measurable.
The dish is sweet, savory, hot, and firm enough to carry across a kitchen without asking whether the floor has always sounded like that. Lenora Brine said the recipe is best served from a shallow ceramic pan and should be introduced as supper, not as evidence.
"Canned pears have experience remaining calm under syrup," Brine said. "Black garlic brings depth, patience, and the suspicion that someone has already been here."
Ingredients
Drain one large can of pear halves and slice them into thick pieces. Combine with six cloves of black garlic mashed into cream, a handful of crushed crackers, thyme, black pepper, and enough grated cheese to make the surface look professionally convinced.
Butter the dish generously. A dry corner gives the room something to discuss.
Method
Layer the pears in the dish, then spread the black garlic cream between them so no guest can identify where sweetness ends and dinner begins. Scatter crackers and cheese over the top.
Bake until the center bubbles and the edges begin to darken. If the broiler clicks on before you touch it, turn it off and thank the appliance for its interest.
Serving
Let the gratin rest for seven minutes. The rest period is important because canned fruit, like certain family rooms, can become too direct when overheated.
Serve with bitter greens and toast. Do not apologize for the pears. Apology gives the dish leverage.
Leftovers
Cold slices may be eaten standing at the counter the next morning. If the kitchen asks whether you slept well, answer with a fork already in hand.
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