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Transit Authority to Launch Express Train That Skips Emotional Stops
Officials said riders may still transfer to introspection on the local line.
The new limited service will bypass stations associated with regret, unresolved errands, and platforms where commuters tend to reconsider everything.
The Juliard Transit Authority voted Saturday to introduce an express train that will bypass several stops officials described as "emotionally congested," including Regret Avenue, The Platform Where Everyone Checks Their Phone, and a transfer corridor known internally as Maybe Later.







