Plan 9 From Outer Space Is Mostly a Parking Problem
Chud says the flying saucers are just circling a cemetery because nobody painted lines or validated alien parking.
Topic
Science Fiction
A recurring Juliard motif, gathered from the relevant desk files.
Star City Made Me Think the Space Program Needed a Super
Chud mistakes the Soviet space program for tenants with rocket privileges and bad hallway rules.
Plan 9 From Outer Space Understands Grief Needs Air Traffic
The film's saucers matter less than its strict confidence that mourning should happen directly beneath passing aircraft.