Passenger Is About a Van That Let the Wrong Thing Ride Along
Chud thinks the road demon is a rider problem and the van should of locked up sooner instead of being polite.
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Recent Movies
A recurring Juliard motif, gathered from the relevant desk files.
Scary Movie Has Too Many Spoofs Loose in the House
Chud treats horror parody like pests in the baseboards and reaches for the wrong bottle before the tropes spread.
The Mandalorian and Grogu Is About a Baby Hiring a Helmet Guy
Chud decides Grogu is the boss because the little guy rides while helmet man does errands.
Obsession Made Me Think Love Has Bad Customer Service
Chud says the wish toy has customer service, which is how you know love got ruined and the phone guys did it.
Backrooms Is What Happens When Furniture Stores Hide Doors
Chud sees a basement doorway and immediately wants to know which sofa raised it, plus why the cushions did nothing.
Obsession Discovers Love Has Been Outsourced to a Toy Hotline
The wish is frightening, but the true nightmare is learning desire has a support queue and knows your case number.
The Mandalorian and Grogu Is About a Tiny Employee Who Cannot Reach the Forms
The New Republic may have defeated the Empire, but it has not solved the problem of giving a very small apprentice a badge.
Backrooms Is About Furniture Failing to Parent a Doorway
The film understands that a sofa can simulate domestic stability only until a basement entrance starts asking who its legal guardian is.