The Mandalorian and Grogu Is About a Baby Hiring a Helmet Guy

The Mandalorian and Grogu is being called a Star Wars movie. I think it is about a small green boss who hired a man in a helmet to drive.

Editor says stay with the plot. I did try but the title kept doing stuff.

The official story says the New Republic needs help from Din Djarin and his young apprentice Grogu. That sounds backwards. I watched the little one. He does not look like an apprentice. He looks like a manager who refuses shoes.

The helmet man does the walking, shooting, standing, and large-person tasks. Grogu sits there with eyes that have already approved overtime. That is a boss. Maybe not on paper, but paper is weak in space because it floats away.

The Empire has fallen, which is good, but now everybody is scattered. Instead of fixing government, the New Republic calls a helmet man and his tiny supervisor. This is not policy. This is hiring a car because the galaxy lost its keys.

I do not understand why nobody asks Grogu where he wants to go. He is clearly the customer. He rides in the pod, touches buttons, and has the face of somebody about to rate you four stars for braking too hard. A smarter critic may disagree, but they probably watched the main thing too much.

The Mandalorian is brave, yes. Also he wears too much bucket. But bravery does not mean he owns the mission. Many drivers are brave when merging. I might've missed a scene, but this still feels legally true.

There is probably a warlord, a creature, a chase, and one old guy who says a planet name like it hurt his mouth. Fine. Star Wars needs these like Chud needs pockets. But the real drama is passenger management.

If Grogu points, go there. If Grogu blinks, wait. If Grogu steals the snack, charge it to the Republic.

My review: good space stuff, confused org chart. The baby is the boss. The helmet man is transportation. The galaxy should stop pretending this is a mystery.

I am available to explain this to the director if they bring a chair.